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Piers Morgan bids hello to the Daily Mirror

Posted by Axegrinder on 16 May 2008 at 14:59
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Former Mirror editor Piers Morgan is to return to the paper’s Canary Wharf HQ as editor for the first time since he was frogmarched from the building in 2005 after the fake-torture pictures debacle.

Oh to be a fly on the wall if he bumps into Sly Bailey – the chief executive who ensured his swift exit.
Morgan bid £12,000 at a charity auction for the chance to be Daily Mirror editor for a day.

The prize was donated by current editor Richard Wallace at a testimonial dinner for Sir Ian Botham at Grosvenor House.

Sir Jeffrey Archer auctioned the prize and urged Wallace to outbid his predecessor to avoid any possible embarrassment for the Mirror.

But Morgan appeared prepared to go to any level to secure the prize, and was jubilant when Lord Archer’s gavel descended.

As part of his prize, Morgan will have breakfast with Wallace at the Wolseley restaurant in Piccadilly, before being chauffeured to Canary Wharf. He will have lunch with Wallace and a celebrity guest – yet to be decided – and will then be invited to help put the finishing touches to the day’s newspaper.

Once the paper is set for the day, Morgan will join Wallace and other members of the editorial team for drinks.

The prize has to be taken at “a mutually convenient date” before the end of April next year.

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Standing up for the little man?

Posted by Axegrinder on 16 May 2008 at 14:52
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Good to see the Daily Express is doing its bit for hard-up and hard-working readers by keeping its price at 40p.

As the paper writes this week: “Yes, the Daily Express is still only 40p. Prices are going up all the time, as you will know from our cost of living index daily update and from your own experience. But at the Daily Express we have pledged to keep our cover price at 40p for as long as possible.”

Condemning the 50p-a-day Daily Mail, the Express chief propagandist slams it for being “completely out of touch with the Middle Britain they pretend to champion”.

It’s a shame that Express owner Richard Desmond’s commitment to help the hard-working people of Britain cope with the rising cost of living does not extend to his own staff – who had to make do with a below inflation annual pay rise of three per cent last month, despite going on strike for more cash.

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Zoo out on top in battle of the ’studs’

Posted by Axegrinder on 14 May 2008 at 08:00
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Zoo and Men’s Health. Two magazines poles apart. Especially, one would imagine, on the football pitch. However, when the magazines lined up against each other for a titanic 11-a-side battle at west London’s Paddington Rec, the outcome was somewhat surprising.

The crack lads’ mag weekly – already with a tough 0-1 away win against 20th Century Fox under their belts – out-witted, out-scrapped and out-ran their six-packed monthly rivals on the way to a tighter-than-a-snare 2-1 win.

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Cheque out the latest charity donations

Posted by Axegrinder on 13 May 2008 at 08:00
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Pearson, publisher of the Financial Times, can come off Press Gazette’s “skinflints list” after coming up with a £60,000 donation for the Journalists’ Charity to help run its care home in Dorking, Surrey.

Last year, Press Gazette published a front page pillorying the big newspaper publishers which had yet to make a contribution to the care home appeal.

The donation from Pearson means Trinity Mirror and Express Newspapers are the only major newspaper publishers yet to dish out a tiny slice of their massive profits to hand a little something back to the very people who make all that cash for them.

Still on the Journalists’ Charity, filmmakers Ian Craig and Paul Desmond have presented it with a cheque for £250 raised from donations for copies of their film, Time Gentlemen Please, about the closure of the House of Commons press gallery bar.

Craig is political editor of the Manchester Evening News and Desmond works in City PR. Their 15-minute film tells the story of the press bar and the people who pass through, and won silver at the 2008 British International Amateur Film Festival and gold in the Essex Film Festival. The bar was demolished as part of the recent refurbishment of the press gallery.

Chairman of the Journalists’ Charity, Robert Warren, said: “This shows that serious money can be raised from very simple ideas.

“We want to see this replicated all over the country. If you are having a retirement do, a leaving do or a Christmas party, have a collection or a raffle and donate the profits to the Charity.

“Put a swear box on the newsdesk. These sums mount up and help us provide some £300,000 a year for journalists and their dependants if they hit hard times.”

Axe reckons that with a 10p swear box in every newsroom we could probably build a new journalists’ care home in Beverley Hills.

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Catholic Herald chief is man on a mission

Posted by Axegrinder on 12 May 2008 at 08:00
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Damian Thompson, editor-in-chief of the Catholic Herald, is, I’m reliably informed, fighting the good fight for the faith. Says my man in the long flowing robes, with an angelic look on his face: “His various criticisms have so vexed Cardinal Cormac Murphy O’Connor that his latest £50,000-a-year press officer has been reduced to imploring people not to believe him.”

One of Thompson’s latest targets is the so-called Catholic Communications Network, whose head office team, he found, costs £315,286 a year to run: £161,330 on salaries, £105,681 on operations and £48,275 on “allocated costs”, whatever that might mean. To boot, Thompson says after all this, there’s not all that much communication.

Thompson also spends a lot of time sniping at the small-circulation Tablet, which he roundly dismisses as being heretical.

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Recommendation of the week

Posted by Axegrinder on 9 May 2008 at 08:00
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London entertainment mag Time Out rather left itself open to cries of foul with a Critic’s Choice recommendation for the club night Electrosexual, with DJ Paul Burston, playing all things electric for a polysexual crowd.

That’s the same Paul Burston who is also the editor of the mag’s gay and lesbian section.

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So that explains Jon Snow’s ties…

Posted by Axegrinder on 8 May 2008 at 14:38
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We know Jon Snow as a broad-minded journalist and newsreader, but it seems he had his mind expanded through rather more chemical means in the Seventies.

Writing on his daily Snowmail newsletter to fans, Snow mentioned the death of Albert Hoffman, the man widely credited with the creation of LSD – something Snow knows a thing or two about.

“I speak as one who has only tripped once. Somebody gave me a spiked strawberry flan in 1972, and I have never been quite the same since. My lasting memory is of attempting to drive back in my battered old Mini from the party in Oxford and discovering that the bridges back on the M40 were too small to venture through. I seem to remember the cure was orange juice and Jacques Loussier.”

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Only-human Pilger on the right Rhodes in South Africa

Posted by Axegrinder on 7 May 2008 at 12:00
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The granting of an honorary degree to investigative journalist John Pilger in South Africa reminded Axegrinder of the time in the Seventies when Pilger, while working for the The Daily Mirror, got himself kicked out of the country minutes after arriving.

After landing at Jan Smuts Airport in Johannesburg he was given an immigration form to complete. One of the questions referred to race, meaning white, black, polka dot or whatever. In the section, Pilger wrote “Human” which resulted in him being kicked straight out of the country, all the immigration officers at the time having had sense of humour by-passes.

Now Pilger has been granted an honorary degree by Rhodes University in Grahamstown. The man who proposed it, and who delivered the address, was Paul Maylam, professor of history.

He mentioned all Pilger’s great stories from Vietnam, Cambodia, East Timor, Egypt, India, Bangladesh and Biafra, and Pilger’s documentary film, Year Zero, which brought the world’s attention for the first time to the atrocities being committed by the Khmer Rouge regime in Cambodia.

But it wasn’t all heavy stuff. Maylam had asked former Rhodes student and Daily Mirror journalist Bryan Rostron, now a playwright in Cape Town, to gather some lighter stories. And one revelation came from Pilger’s former boss, Mike Molloy, who edited the Mirror in those heady days when the circulation topped four million a day.

This was Molloy’s contribution:

John Pilger got his job on The Daily Mirror by telling two lies. Michael Christiansen, the assistant editor in charge of features, hired him because at that time in the early 1960s he was trying to put together a crack cricket team and as John was an Australian, he assumed he would naturally be good at the game.

Actually, John had a profound indifference to cricket. His sport was rowing, in which he excelled, but seeing the opportunity he claimed a love of cricket was the driving force in life.

The second lie was that he was a couple of years older than he actually was. John assumed that Fleet Street would require journalists with a few more years of experience than he had.

After a spell as a feature writer in Manchester he was brought back to London where he was the youngest feature writer on the staff. Then came a call from Hugh Cudlipp that he wanted a youthful writer for a special job. Cudlipp wanted a series about the decent things some young Britons were doing to balance the adverse publicity Mods and Rockers were creating in the newspapers.

John answered the call. He sent Cudlipp a memo that was a masterpiece. With just the right touch of sycophancy, John flattered Cudlipp on the brilliance of his idea, went on to suggest with infective enthusiasm an opening to the series wrapping up a few examples of home-grown youthful achievements, then suggested the main thrust of the series should be a world tour of the remote parts of the planet where the British Voluntary Youth Organisation were doing great works.

Cudlipp got the memo and was impressed by John’s boldness and he
could instantly smell an award-winning series. He gave the go ahead and so John passed into Fleet Street legend.”

One final Pilger anecdote. Once, it was said, Pilger had a house in Tuscany and invited some friends round for lunch. One of the guests sipped a glass of vino and said to Pilger: “Where does this wine come from?”
Pilger gestured grandly to his estate. “From the bottom of my garden,” he said.

Said the guest: ”Doesn’t travel very well, does it?”

Unlike the great Mr Pilger.

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Academics celebrate genius of subs’ work

Posted by Axegrinder on 7 May 2008 at 08:01
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Newspapers are like buildings, according to the University of Manchester, which for some reason has seen fit to issue a press release about this.

Academics Andrew Crompton and Frank Brown evidently had a bit of time on their hands so decided to test the “visual depth” of The Daily Telegraph’s front page.

The “experiment” found “that the 30 January, 2006, edition of The Telegraph had similar ‘architectural’ properties to beautiful woodland, music, army camouflage and the famous gothic ‘Oddfellows Hall’ building in Manchester”. I kid you not.

Dr Crompton says: “According to our analysis, The Telegraph is designed to be read from a range of distances: on a newsstand, across a table or from behind someone’s shoulder.

“Since they are products evolved in a competitive market this is doubtless deliberate: it’s fair to argue there is a degree of architectural genius in the humble subs’ work.”

Such is the genius of The Daily Telegraph subs that they put this ground-breaking piece of news on the front page on Tuesday, and it was also mentioned in the leader. I can’t help wandering if perhaps this was what University of Manchester PR types had in mind all along.

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Sands’s mag launch is date to remember

Posted by Axegrinder on 7 May 2008 at 08:00
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Axegrinder, as readers know, loves to go to parties, and one date already in his diary is Monday, 16 June. That’s the launch date of a new glossy men’s lifestyle magazine, The Finch Quarterly, edited by young Henry Sands, son of Sarah Sands, who is about to start as the UK editor of Reader’s Digest. Among the contributors are Kevin Spacey, Tim Jefferies and Dylan Jones.

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