No medals for NoW freestyle crawl team

Posted by Axegrinder on 5 April 2007 at 15:30
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Breaking waters at the News of the World, which reported excitedly at the weekend that “swimming star Sharron Davies has become a mum for the third time at 44″.

Actually, little Finley John Kingston-Davies was born on 30 January of this year. If they’d left it much longer, he’d have been able to walk to the paper shop to buy a copy of his birth announcement himself.