Celia spies Mo in weight loss sensation

Posted by Axegrinder on 26 April 2007 at 09:00
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Harrods boss Mohamed Al Fayed has lost some weight.

This fascinating fact was deemed worthy of the lead item in Telegraph diarist Celia Walden’s Spy column.

Mo was spotted at a West End nightclub looking a bit thinner, although it appears no one was brave enough to approach the great man to ask about his new slimline figure.

A phone call from the Spy to his spokesman later elicits the following response: “He has lost quite a bit, yes.”

Amazing.

But Celia neglects to mention the star-studded event at which the Knightsbridge shopkeeper was spotted.

It was, in fact, her boyfriend Piers Morgan’s book launch.

But then, Piers himself had a few choice words for thelondonpaper when it came to describing his invited guests: “It’s all journalists here and they’re all tight bastards.”

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