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Poor Piers is being driven to despair

Posted by Axegrinder on 22 April 2008 at 08:00
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Despite his newfound wealth, Piers “celebrity” Morgan admits there are a few perks he misses about his days editing the Daily Mirror – including his chauffeur.

“It’s the thing I miss most,” he bleats. “To have a permanent free luxurious taxi waiting outside was the greatest perk I ever had.”

But the TV talent judge appears to have no regrets about his sacking. “If I’d have known I’d end up judging piano-playing pigs with the Hoff, I’d have got myself fired years ago,” Morgan tells a magazine for members of media haunt Soho House.

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